Through the Deep Waters

For some reason I am gleaning so much more from the scriptures now than I ever have. Perhaps it is because of life experiences. Perhaps it is because I'm older. And maybe it's just because I know now, more deeply than I ever have in my life, that they are true. I have seen God's hand in my life now more than ever, even though this last year has been harder than any other. But this knowledge gives me hope. And that hope is keeping my head above the tide. As the poet Joseph Hilaire Belloc wrote, "It darkens. I have lost the ford. There is a change on all things made. The rocks have evil faces, Lord, And I am [sore] afraid." But I know that God loves his children, and none of them that trust in him will be left desolate. So here is a small gem I was able to find in my current reading of the Book of Mormon, and I think it highlights some nuances within the profound truths of the Gospel. Juxtapostion of the Experiences of the People of Limhi and the People of Alma, found in Mosiah, chapters 17-25
People of Limhi
Trials were self-inflicted
Ruled by a "just man"
Limhi was compelled to be humble
Limhi became leader by birth and by the voice of the people
Experienced "great lamentation and mourning" when they reaped what they sowed
Lived much of the time in bondage
Experienced many wars and deaths
Had to wait to be baptized
Escape from bondage was devised by man (not even the king)
Enemies subdued by wine
Entered into a covenant to serve God after they were made humble
Had to be exhorted by Alma to remember that it was God who delivered them
People of Alma Trials were allowed by God to test faith and patience Ruled by a Prophet Alma chose to be humble after hearing Abinadi Alma became leader by calling "multiplied and prosper[ed] exceedingly" Lived a part of the time in bondage No wars Baptized first, by Alma Escape from bondage was God's plan Enemies subdued by the power of God Entered into a covenant before their test of faith Gave thanks to God immediately after deliverance (even before they were out of danger)
Both:
Were in bondage with difficult burdens
Received help in order to learn and escape
Were allowed to suffer even after pleading for help in order to prove their patience
Had their burdens lightened after pleading & showing faith
Eventually prospered
In both trials and escapes the word of the Lord was fulfilled: Limhi's people suffered as Abinadi prophesied; Alma's people were aided and rescued as Alma prophesied
"The Lord seeth fit to chasten his people; yeah, he trieth their patience and their faith. Nevertheless---whosoever putteth his trust in him the same shall be lifted up at the last day." Mosiah 23:21-22

The Trip, part 3

Okay, so where was I?

I was on the ferry, but let me rewind.

I forgot to mention a cool story from our PCV friend in Lusaka. When he went to Zanzibar there was a hawker selling bangles and he wanted to buy one. He said "How much?" The guy replied "800 Shillings." He thought this was a fair price so he said "Okay," and handed the guy 800 Shillings. The guy immediately started waving his arms in dissent. "No, sir! You can't just give me that! Let me show you how it works: I say 800, then you say 500, then we bargain until we meet in the middle. Okay?"

The PCV was obviously incredulous, but decided to play along. The guy began again: "I give you for 800 Shillings, very nice price!" The PCV responded "Uh, howabout 500 Shillings?" The guy furrowed his eyebrows and shook his head. "No, man, that is waaaaaay too low! Look at this fine craftsmanship! Maybe 700?"
"Okay."
"No, man, say 600."
"Uh, okay, 600?"
"Oh, that is such a low price! But okay, if you insist! I will give it to you for 600."

Unfortunately I never met this awesome guy during my stay, but I hope he gets as much business as he deserves!

I also forgot to mention that before we even got on the plane to Lusaka at the beginning of our trip we'd already lost a WHO card (immunization records needed to enter some countries) and thought we'd lost our passports. That was very stressful.

And I also left out the anecdote of another PCV on our trip who went to the Jozani monkey park (and actually paid to see the monkeys). She told us that when the guide was telling them all about the monkeys he was very adamant that they ONLY lived in Zanzibar. He said "If anyone tells you that they have these monkeys, they are lying! They are photocopies!"

Anyway, fast forward back to Dar-Es-Salaam. After the fast ferry and my awful motion sickness we recuperated in Dar for a night.

The train departure back to Lusaka was delayed for about 10 hours, giving us a chance to see the downtown, dingy, gritty part that we hadn't been to yet. It was very cool. Huge indoor markets with spices and insects and all the smells you can imagine.

Because of the delay, however, the train ended up arriving at the border with Zambia after the border post closed so we had to park there until the next morning. At about 5:30 AM we heard some people barge into our room, shouting "This is Zambia! We need passports!" Some guys in some kind of uniform nearly sat on our faces as they collected our passports and got comfortable while they stamped them.

The whole ride back was fun, but not nearly as enjoyable as the initial trip. Most of us were quite ready to be done with the oily food and stinky blankets and doors that didn't lock.

On the second or third day in the train we were all EXTRA dirty because of the delays, etc. I really wanted to wash my face and hands because I don't sleep well when I'm all sweaty and sticky. So I scrounged up one of the last remaining water bottles, soaked some toilet paper, and thoroughly washed my face and arms. The cool liquid felt great in the humidity, but I still felt sticky, so I got some more toilet paper extra wet and wiped my face again. The first wad had come away dirty, but this one was clean and I had to wonder "why is my face still so sticky!?" The bottle was almost empty and we didn't have much more in our compartment, so I decided to just drink the rest. It tasted so strange I almost spit it out. Then I realized that it was Sprite. Everyone got a kick out of that. I was now even stickier than before and attracting all the mosquitoes south of the Equator. But what made it worse was that I remembered that it was my own fault. Earlier that day I poured it into the water bottle from the can so it wouldn't spill.

After the train got into Kapiri Mposhi, we only had two more legs of the trip left. And I wish I could say that it was uneventful from this point on. Alas.

The train pulled into Kapiri at about 2:00 AM and they kicked us all off. We barely got our stuff off the train before it started rolling out again. We didn't want to wait for the first bus of the day to Lusaka (at 5:00 AM or so), so we went out and found a small bus that wasn't on a set schedule. They agreed on a fair price, though they forced us to carry all our luggage in our laps. We were all extremely uncomfortable but the WORST part about it (so far) was that they had seemingly managed, somehow, to reroute the entire exhaust system so that it pumped right into our faces. It was too cold to open the windows, so by the time we got off we all had headaches and nausea (and a couple million fewer brain cells).

We all paid for ourselves en route, but they didn't give us our change and we just assumed they were waiting until they had enough to give us all our change together. When we got off 4 hours later we almost forgot to ask about the change. They said some guy went to get change to pay us back. While we waited, I decided to go talk to the Police to see if that policewoman had gotten our money from the con men back. (See first trip entry)

After that it was, comparatively, smooth sailing. We'd gotten most of our money from the con men back, giving the country of Zambia some mitigating evidence. But we had to be grateful that the seats they gave us on the flight to Jo'burg actually existed! However, we were all a bit scared when the pilot, a garrulous and wry Aussie, admitted before takeoff that the Lusaka International Airport didn't have any radar in their air traffic control. So as we took off (after dark), we were all white-knuckling our armrests, looking wide-eyed at each other as we pictured some guy on the roof of the airport, directing the pilots with some old army binoculars and a walkie-talkie.

So, in conclusion, Zanzibar rocks, Tanzania is cool, and Zambia... needs a few more years to mature. But, honestly, I wouldn't have changed a thing about our vacation. For it is the adventure, the inconsistencies, the challenges, and the hardship that make traveling in Africa so fun and memorable. Anyone can survive Paris. And everyone has seen the Empire State Building. But trekking through the African hinterland with no assurances for what the next day will bring...that's my kind of vacation.

Tangent: Crime in SA

I will finish our vacation soonish. But here I wanted to give some updates on crazy stories I've been told by fellow PCVs concerning crime in South Africa.

WARNING TO MOM: This section may scare you. Please don't read it till we're safely home if it will make you worried. Peruse at your own risk. :)

Yesterday we were told that someone had jumped the fence to the backpackers where we're staying and was trying to crawl in through a window in our room to steal stuff. It got me thinking, and so I wanted to put all these accounts down in one place. These stories not only make us glad that we're leaving soon, but also that we've been placed in a rural village, where crime is not as bad as in the cities.

First, an NGO volunteer in our group who lives in a city was just mugged for the second time. The first time, a month or two ago, the guys said they'd shoot him if he didn't give them everything. He lost his laptop, clothes, and the keys to his house. More recently he was robbed while the attacker(s) kept a knife pressed against his side the whole time.

Some other volunteers, also placed in a city, woke up one night to find someone in their room, rummaging through their stuff. They'd forgotten to fasten the deadbolt that night and the burglar helped herself (they said it looked like a teenage girl) to some clothes and a cell phone. This same volunteer said that his NGO supervisor has been gassed and robbed while sleeping, and had highway robbers puncture her tires, forcing her to pull over and give them everything.

A female volunteer who was placed in a township (informal settlement/slum--a very bad placement for anyone, especially a single female) has finally gotten a site change. She has repeatedly heard gunshots near her house and her area is very dangerous overall. She said that the people there have become so scared of the violence that, contrary to their culture, they will lock their doors and turn off the lights if they hear someone being robbed outside. Girls in her township were constanly being kidnapped at parties and she (the PCV)suspected that it was connected to human trafficking.

The above stories are only those that I've heard directly. Others have told me that many volunteers have had several cell phones stolen, some at knife-/gunpoint. Some PCVs have had up to 9 cell phones stolen over two years. There are doubtless many more. As I've told some of you, the official crime statistics put South Africa on par with Columbia and ahead of Afghanistan in violent deaths. Most recently, Peace Corps reported that there have been a large number of armed robberies at the Jo'burg Int'l Airport where we arrived. Some gangs have marked wealthy foreigners as they arrive, following them to their hotels and robbing/murdering them there. But, luckily for us, most crime happens in heavily populated areas. Many South Africans say that much of the new crime wave is due to the large influx of impoverished Zimbabwean refugees looking for work in the cities. (Zimbabwe has an 80% unemployment rate and the inflation rate is officially at 165,000%, meaning that a 10 million Zimbabwean dollar note can't buy bread. That rate is expected to hit 24 million percent by the end of the year.)

We haven't heard of many problems in our village, besides the time when our host sister's ex-boyfriend climbed through the window of our host family's house (in our yard) and beat the living daylights out of her new boyfriend. We heard a lot of screaming but didn't know what happened until the next day. That was scary. I asked a policeman in training in our village about crime and he said "Crime in Batlharos is 80%." I have no idea what that means, but it sounds ominous. So I guess we have plenty of problems in our village.

The South African police force is notoriously corrupt from top to bottom, which exacerbates the crime problem tremendously. The national police chief was indicted and resigned due to corruption charges. (As far as anecdotal evidence of this goes, we were once on a koombi that was stopped at a traffic checkpoint and the policeman asked the driver if he had a "cool drink" (soda). The driver said he didn't, but did have a pie. The cop was almost incredulous. He asked for it, disapprovingly, and after tasting it, waved us on. I can't be sure, but it seemed like a bribe to me.)

As South Africa, and the rest of the continent, anticipate the FIFA Soccer World Cup in 2010, many of us can only wince at the inevitable crime wave that will plague the influx of spectators. At least one of the FIFA executives who were here for planning has already been mugged.

And as Jacob Zuma, a fatuous thug with rape and corruption charges under his belt already, assumes the presidency next year, we can only pray that things won't get too much worse.

continued...

So the train, to put it simply, was a microcosm of African traveling in general. Except no one tried to con us out of our money. But we made it to Dar es Salaam safely.

Dar was very cool. It was the first time we've heard the call to prayer live, from loudspeakers at the top of the nearby mosque's turret. It was awesome. One of my favorite parts of traveling is the feeling that I have really entered another world. Beaches are ubiquitous. Historical significance and cultural richess are things you must hunt.

We spent the night in Dar, at a seedy backpacker's with signs posted at the bottom of the stairwell stating "Women of immoral turpetude are not allowed on these premises." My first thought was that they meant women of Western scruples or those not wearing headscarves. But East Africa's muslim influence is not that oppressive. A more accurate guess would probably be in the genre of prostitutes. Both Dar and Zanzibar exuded a calm mysteriousness--a welcome respite from the hectic cacophony that is South Africa. Several of us commented that Islam had bestowed a hearty measure of peace on this sahel, leaving us to contemplate why there is such a chasm between this paradise and the stygian darkness present in other muslim nations.

We took the slow ferry to Zanzibar, which took about 4 hours. We stayed out on the deck the whole time, as they played what seemed to be singing in Arabic from the Qur'an. We pulled into Stone Town and the rest of the day was probably the best day of the trip. We got some food from an Indian restaurant on the waterfront whose owner was not only one of the most garrulous people I've ever met, but could also name the capital of every country in the world. Ironically, he had catered for Peace Corps Tanzania in the past. Small world.

After dinner it was getting dark so we trudged with all our stuff through the tortuous, labarinthine corridors of ancient Stone Town, trying to find our backpacker's. Most of us were still in South Africa mode, meaning that since it was after dark we were on high alert, looking over our shoulders ever 10 seconds and being extremely wary of strangers and dark streets. But the passageways of the city were too hard for us to navigate, so we reluctantly accepted the help of one of the many guys who offered to guide us. He started leading us into a dark alleyway (we later realized that it was actually a street--many of the 'streets' in Stone Town aren't wide enough for a car) and we immediately turned around, expecting an imminent mugging. He saw our concern and took us a different way, through lit streets, and just as we were getting really scared, we stumbled right onto the front steps of our backpacker's!

Over the next week we realized that even though you need to always keep your guard up when traveling, the paranoia needed to survive in South Africa's cities wasn't necessary here. The people were very friendly and everyone was willing to help.

That night we ran all over the old part of town, even after it started to rain. None of us had umbrellas, so we embraced the warm rain and had a blast getting lost in the city. The rain was torrential and soon the narrow streets were shallow rivers.

Most of our time in Zanzibar was in Stone Town, though we went snorkeling at nearby islands and were always exploring. One night we were at the fish market where they cook whatever food you want right in front of you for cheap prices. I'm not a big seafood fan, so my biggest thril came from the freshly-squeezed sugar-cane juice. They had hand-grinders through which they fed whole stalks of sugar cane, adding only a bit of ginger and lime. The result was like uncarbonated Sprite, just 10 times better. I asked one of the guys if I could grind my own. It takes about 4 stalks to make 1 glass, each stalk being fed through the grinder several times, each time being folded first. After I did it, a few other guys in our group tried it, though they had a few difficulties turning the wheel without tipping the whole thing over.

Later that night we were approached by a guy who said "Mambo! Do you know where Jasey is?" I said "Poa poa, I'm Jason..." He said "Yes, you're the guy who made the sugar cane juice, right?" "Uh, yeah." "Yes, I remember you. You were the only mzungu who could make the juice without tipping the machine over! Why don't you come and work for me? You can grind the juice and we'll make so many Schillings!" I was flattered, of course, but the key to any good job interview is finding out how much money you're going to make, so I asked. He didn't want to say an exact amount, but after I pressed he said "Maybe 4,000 Schillings, or maybe, if it's a really good day, 10,000 Schillings!" His smile was so big as he gave me my starting salary that I almost said yes. But I figured that 4-10 dollars a day was a bit too much of a pay cut for me. Even compared to Peace Corps. However, a few days later we came back to the market and the guy approached us again, asking where "Jansson" was and tried again to entice me into the trade.

We spent two days in a small coastal village on the other side of Zanzibar. The public taxis there are very cool looking but surprisingly less comfortable than those in other countries. We rode for over an hour in a converted flat bed truck, fitting more people into that smal space than my 8th grade physics professor could ever imagine. After oozing out of the truck, we sloshed through a village before we got to the shorefront backpackers where we had booked. I was particularly excited about this place not because of the beautiful white sandy beaches or the quaint peacefulness of it all, but because we were staying in bungalows! Woot!

We bartered for about 45 minutes with the guy about the price because he gave us a much different number when we arrived than he had on the phone earlier. Man, I miss fixed prices! But I must say that I've gotten pretty good at bartering. Although I hate doing it, usually. Many times the difference in price is negligible, even to a volunteer, so I try to pick my battles sparingly. But sometimes I feel compelled to barter miniscule amounts when the seller/owner is simply using bad ethics or poor business practices. I figure that in some small way I'm helping them improve their practices so that they can eventually enjoy a bigger slice of the globalized pie.

It was at the Seven Seas Bungalows that we realized just how un-tourist the season was. It was nice not to see any other wazungus anywhere, but there also wasn't any food. Most restaurants were either closed or only offered 1 serving of 2 of the things on the menu. It was here, as well as on the train, that we were extremely glad that we brought a bag of granola from South Africa with us.

We did find some cheap rental bikes one day and pedaled about 26 miles to a monkey park and back. We had managed to find 6 of the worst bikes in history (maybe even approaching the level of my Dad's green monster.) But it was fun. The official Jozani monkey park restaurant only had chips (french fries) and pringles, oddly enough, and the park workers tried to use their hands and bodies to block our view of the monkeys from our table, saying we couldn't watch them until we paid the entrance fee. It was hilariously ridiculous.

The spice tour was one of the coolest parts of the trip. We found a company who organized the whole thing for cheap. They drove us into the jungle and let us try all the spices right from the tree/bush/vine. It was really interesting. One plant was called the lipstick plant, as the red pods inside made an instant orange-red paint, which we applied to our faces. It later ended up on my sleeves, as it was hot, and it never came out. Oh well. We also got to see a cave where the Omanis kept slaves hidden after the British outlawed it in the 1800s. The tour guide took us all the way through it, up slippery rocks, past bats and stalagtites, and out a back way. It was quite dangerous and would never be permitted in the US, but that's what made it so fun.

I got motion sickness for the first time in my life on the fast ferry back to Dar. I counldn't see ahead of us and we caught so much air after each wave that my breakfast had time to peek back up my asophogus, though it never saw the light of day.

To be continued... again...

First, a few pictures.

Our second-class compartments consisted of six bunks, three on each side. The top bunks were about 6 feet off the ground, with nothing but this small bar. The first night we were hoping that the incessant shaking and braking and bouncing of the train wouldn't send us flying off, so I found a simple solution: use the extra room in your belt to make a safety harness!

Africa loves Obama! From Zambia to Zanzibar, they all ask us if we like him. We found this sign in Stonetown and had to take a picture with it.

And even though I'm not a big fan of seafood, it was cool to see so much for so cheap. Many of us got a plateful of all different kinds of exotic seafood for less than 6 dollars.

PART I: Kapiri Mposhi or Bust!

We were scared out of our shorts riding three different koombis to the airport in Jo'burg, but everything worked out. We got on our Zambian Airways plane and started the trek back to row 22. We got to the last row of seats, marked 20, and kept going until we ran into the toilets and attendant area. We asked an attendant where row 22 was and she said "They sold rows that don't exist again?! I'm sorry. You can just sit anywhere." Luckily the plane wasn't full. The flight was uneventful except for an apparent problem with the cabin pressurization, which caused me to be partially deaf in my left ear for the next 10 hours after landing. It was a very strange feeling.

We landed late in Lusaka and found a girl from Russia and her Zambian husband (what a strange coincidence--I haven't met any Russians in South Africa during my 9 months, but I do after 20 minutes in Zambia). The Zambian website told us we could buy visas when we reached Lusaka, but forgot to mention that they don't accept anything but dollars--not even their own currency, the Kwachaa. It was a rigamarole to get and change enough money to appease them. They didn't even know the exchange rates.

We then found that all the taxi drivers wanted way too much money. One man I had spoken with earlier said he wanted to help and offered us seats on a big minibus for much cheaper. We got to the street where a Zambian PCV lived (we met him in Mozambique and he'd given us the whole trip idea and offered to let us stay with him en route) and found that 20 Mutende Road was not a straightforward address. First we found 20x, then 20A, then a few more 20s with other letters. We knocked on one of them, only to find that we'd stumbled onto the Danish Embassy. We finally found the one place with just a plain 20 on it and all 12 of us crashed on his floor and got an early koombi to the bus station the next morning.

The bus station was one of the few horrible experiences of our trip. Our Zambian PCV friend told us that 20,000 Kwachaa (about $10--a good amount for a PCV) per person was a good price for a bus ticket to Kapiri Mposhi (where the train to Dar starts). As soon as we offloaded the koombi we were swarmed by about 50 men, all shouting and trying to get us to go on their bus. They all wanted at least 35,000 Kwachaa (about $15--the equivalent of three nights at a backpacker), so we tried to barter until someone finally said "okay, 20,000" and we followed him to a bus. That was 6 AM, when they said it would leave at 8 sharp. When 9 AM came and went, we asked again, and were told it would leave soon. After we asked all the people who looked semi-official, we figured that we were soon going to be in trouble. The train in Kapiri leaves twice per week only, and if we didn't leave the bus station by noon, we'd miss it.

We had been sitting in this stinky bus for 6 hours, watching painful Nigerian flicks on the TVs and listening to Zambian rap. They told us all to pay 35,000, and after we argued about the price they'd orignally promised, we just got fed up and paid the new price. At about 10 AM they had started the bus and were rolling it back and forth and revving the engine a lot, as we all joked that they were trying to lull us to sleep so we'd stop asking questions. The driver still hadn't shown up. We soon found that another bus company had already loaded a whole bus and had left and was filling another. They were asking 35,000, but were apparently the only ones who actually did business.

So we asked for a refund so that we could buy tickets for the working bus, but they refused. Tempers escalated and we were all soon shouting. I led the protest, as we were not about to be conned out of 420,000 Kwachaa. (Editor's note: none of us would have dared raise our voices to anyone if this were South Africa. We would have been summarily shot. But most other places in Africa are comparatively safe)

I went to the police station and got a man to come over. He talked to the guys and seemed very reluctant to do anything and soon disappeared. Most of our group gave up and got on the other bus, cutting their losses. I was not about to give up so I went to find the policeman, couldn't, and asked a policewoman to save us. As we got to the bus and I gave her our tickets and explained our plight, one of the PCVs in our group ran over and said the other bus was literally driving away and I had to run. I told the policewoman to please get our money and I'd be back in 2 weeks to get it. I ran away with no hope in the world that we'd ever see it again. I barely made it onto the other bus, as it was already out of the station and on its way. I slumped, sweaty and tired, through all the other passengers to the back, but as I sat down I was determined not to let this ruin our trip. The other volunteers were surprisingly positive and we were all ready to put it behind us.

Let me skip to our return to the bus terminal at the end of our trip. We'd had a great vacation and as we looked for a taxi back to the Zambian PCV's house I decided to go see if the Policewoman had our money. It was more out of curiosity than expectation. I entered the small office as a 'disturber of the peace' was being shoved into the rear holding cell for 'not flushing,' or something. The lady wasn't there, so I asked another cop. He had me on the phone with her soon and lo and behold! She had our money!

She soon came to work and handed us 300,000 Kwachaa (120,000 short), telling us that they had taken 10,000 per ticket for 'stationery fees.' But even this last log on the neverending fire of ridiculousness of traveling in Africa could keep us from being genuinely happy. And I have no doubt that most of that happiness was derived not from the money, but from the fact that we, who have spent the last year trying to help this continent's people, had found a grain of hope in this woman's honesty and diligence. We thanked her so profusely that she had a huge smile before we left. And I just finished an email to the Zambian Ministry of Tourism, telling them to get her a raise.

PART II: THE TRAIN

The bus from Lusaka dropped us about 2 km from the train station, so we trudged over--12 white Americans with huge backpacks in single file. Needless to say, we were ogled many times during this trip. They didn't have our reservations but we were able to get two second-class compartments and made it onto the train with 5 minutes to spare! Not even scary at all.

The train went 30-50km the whole way there and we were able to see the majority of Zambia and Tanzania from our windows. Zambia is nice, but Tanzania is beautiful. It got progressively greener as we went. And along with the huge green mountains and valleys and the beautiful little thatched huts and corn fields, we saw mangled train cars strewn along the tracks about every 200 km. It was quite disconcerting, though luckily they were only cargo cars.

The most interesting part of the train experience was the toilet. They were small rooms with squatters (a hole in the train floor with ridges on either side for your feet). I've used squatters in Ukraine before, but none of them were moving around underneath you. An added element of fun was the shallow pool of liquid that sloshed from wall to wall as the train jostled on the tracks. In order to keep from falling, I had to hold on tightly to some pipes sticking out of the wall. Not only was the train bouncing side to side, but up and down and back and forth all at the same time. All of us prayed that we wouldn't be in the toilets when the conductor decided to do a random brake check, which were performed arcanely several times an hour. In these instances, everyone slammed into whichever wall was immediately forward of them, and in the toilet, these otherwise manageable occurences could prove lethal... in an e. coli-esque sort of way.

Besides the theives and the one man who tried to assault a woman in the toilet once, the only other problem on the train were the middle bunks. The top and bottom bunks were firmly attached to the walls, but the middle ones folded down, so that we could sit comfortably during the day. The first night we couldn't figure out how to lock them into place at one end so all the jolts and the jostling were compounded at night, and every 30 minutes or so the train hit an unruly stretch of track and bounced up and down sending everyone about 3 inches off our beds. The night was full of laughter and joy. And a few screams and tears.

The next morning a PCV from the other compartment told us that there was actually a locking mechanism on the middle bunk. We tried it that night and it worked fine. We had to laugh.

To be continued...

Rocks, Water, and Mice

Hello world! Or at least the few dozen of you who can read this. My last update was less than recent, so I’ll try to cover the balance.

Computer classes finally started! I now have a project which brings immediate results (something I think all of us need at least once in awhile). I had to coordinate with the center administrator and the Department of Education, write a Roll-Out Plan (and find out what a Roll-Out Plan is), design flyers, write a curriculum and make registration forms. It took weeks for the Department to give approval, which they did seemingly begrudgingly, but not before one official drove out to meet with me and the Center Administrator. It was the strangest meeting I’ve ever been invited to. I sat down, introduced ourselves, and then the official didn’t say a word. I assumed that since she had called the meeting, she would initiate some kind of questioning. But after a long awkward silence I just started giving a synopsis of the class, drawing mostly from the documents I had sent them (which she hadn’t read). And when I asked if the Department could provide me with a printer, paper, and a projector for the class, she gave several contradictory responses, (which I have become accustomed to from several principals and others who don’t seem to know what to say.) I’m still not sure why I had that meeting. She couldn’t even give permission to start the classes. She had to ask her boss. But, nevertheless, after another week of waiting and calling, they gave me permission (3 days before the class was supposed to start). I had to change all the dates of the classes and remake and distribute the flyers. And not until the day of the first class did I get the essential projector (which my Center Administrator had to pretty much steal from the Department). I don’t think I’ll ever get a printer, but I’ve learned to be resourceful.

So, I now have a beginning, an intermediate, and an advanced class, each meeting once a week. This first set of classes, set to run through mid-December, is for educators in the local schools. The beginning class was almost full. They were also the most grateful to be there. Several of them, in their 30s and above, had never touched a computer before. They confided before the class to me that they were worried about breaking them. I had to start simple.

During the typing practice at the end of the lesson there were several educators writing things like “I am so happy, I can use a mouse!” They also were bragging and still ecstatic the next few days at the schools. Not only was this supremely fulfilling personally, but knowing their reaction also reassures me that future workshops will go more successfully because of the bridges being built.

I also have been without power almost every day from about 4 PM till Midnight or later, ensuring that my dinners are no more nutritious than peanut butter or cereal. A few other PCVs who were visiting went to my village store during the outage the other day and reported that all the store workers stood like sentries at the ends of the aisles holding candles. The rest of the store was pitch black, so they would follow each customer around while they shopped.

Last night the outage was due to the rain, which turned into hail the size of marbles and started coming through my roof again. It was leaking so bad over one table that a book there was soaked when I found it. The hail also made so much noise on my roof that it hurt my ears. And speaking of water, I’ve been having shortages there too. I’m not complaining, just keeping a record, as it were. But it is tough that I won’t have any hot water until next year because the heater pipe broke and sometimes the general water pressure is so low that I can’t even use the toilet. So I’m essentially back to bucket baths and pit toilets/buckets.

Even more frustrating than not having plumbing at home is that my host mom, who is usually a very nice lady, is somewhat OCD when it comes to cleanliness. She is also a principal at one of my schools. And I recently discovered that she locked the toilets and the water faucet that the children use because they were “making a mess.” While I have yet to ascertain the true seriousness of the situation, it really is a human rights issue: when children do not have access to water at school, it becomes a health concern. And when the toilets are locked the kids have to use the field, which not only makes all the teachers pray mightily for no wind, but could potentially be very embarrassing for older students, especially 6th and 7th grade girls who are menstruating. Issues like these are so dumbfounding and frustrating, especially because I have no idea how to approach the problem. I asked the principal (my host mom) about it, and she gave the standard response when a real response is lacking: “umm, the learners can use them, only one stall is broken; they are all broken but they will be fixed tomorrow and the SGB (PTA) is meeting next week to decide what do and maybe they will fix them and they are already open, and only one isn’t working, but it’s okay.” It’s happened enough for me to give it a name: the DCC. The Discursive Circumlocution of Contradiction.

Anyway, I finally got my furniture (about a month ago). Although it came much later than hoped for, the quality is also much more than I hoped for. So now I have desks, chairs, and a bed!

I had a really nasty case of food poisoning two nights ago. It started after I came home from running and got progressively worse until about 11 PM, when the pain was at its maximum. I have never felt such terrible and constant pain in my stomach. It was coming out every which way and it still hurt like crazy. I had to pull my hair to get a moment’s respite, forcing my brain to register a different pain. Sometime after 3 AM I must have finally vomited all that was left and fell asleep.

A week later I found out that a female PCV living in a township (the shantytowns where much of the crime happens) here in SA had been jogging with her iPod on and later woke up, on the ground, with her iPod stolen and a mark on her neck where the thief had strangled her and knocked her out. Peace Corps didn’t dispatch a vehicle. They made her ride alone into Pretoria to headquarters before she could receive attention.

I have come to the conclusion that Peace Corps, (as its parent nation has been described by political scientists), is a “sleeping giant,” who is hard to awaken, but when something does wake it up, it massively overcompensates in its prescriptions for retribution and action. (This title is much more apposite when describing the US as a whole, however, due in part to the nation’s immense size and capability.) And, luckily, PC South Africa, thanks to my Country Director Gene, is one of the most well-run posts. Gene was formerly a trainer of Country Directors and took over as CD of SA when the last CD (who was rated as one of the worst CDs in the world, according to an internal PC report) finally left. So I have reason to be grateful!

As far as other safety happenings recently, (and on a lighter note), another PCV in the Kalahari district with me broke his arm after jumping off a donkey cart that he was attempting to drive. It was apparently his first lesson, and he was doing great until the donkeys started running off the road, leading the cart into a fence. The PCV jumped off preemptively. Luckily he’s okay now. He will most likely be up on the cart again, however, as his post is so remote that donkey carts are the best mode of transportation. Even in my village, which is closer to a town and quite large itself, people use donkey carts about 1/3 as much as cars.

And I just realized that I never wrote about the craziest adventure I’ve had so far. While still in my training village, I was riding back from town in one of the oldest, most beat up khumbis I’ve ever seen. I later found out that the driver was related to another PCV’s host family and was about to sell (?) the khumbi and start a different career. He should have acted sooner. I was sitting in back, next to a nice lady from Jo’burg. Not long into the trip, the driver had to swerve to avoid hitting a jaywalker and we went up on three wheels and almost tipped over completely. Needless to say, it gave us all a shock, and the lady next to me was just as scared as I was. She said that every time she rides transportation she wonders if she’ll make it home to her child, because of all the traffic accidents.

Not long after she said this, however, I heard a very loud crack at the front of the khumbi and we started swerving all over the road again. The driver slammed on the brakes and I saw the khumbi which had just been tailgating us swerve just in time to pass us before it hit us. We eventually pulled over and all got out. I looked at the front of the khumbi and saw that the left headlight and left half of the bumper were completely gone. Someone said that we hit a goat. I could only see bits of hair sticking out from parts of the hood. I couldn’t believe our luck. The girl who had been in the passenger seat and saw the accident close-up (these khumbis are like VW buses—the hood is almost vertical and the engine is elsewhere) was in shock and crying. Apparently, to make it worse, she had just been in another accident the week before. They had to put her on another khumbi. But it didn’t look like I’d be able to find a seat on any other khumbi, and my fellow passengers were already back in and saying “Hey, lekgoa! Come back in!” The lady from Jo’burg finally relented. I was worried the whole way that the inevitable third crash would be the worst. But the only incident remaining was a progressively slower trudge up a short hill on the way back, on which our driver had to downshift all the way to first gear and even then we barely made it over, at a measly 10 km/h. I felt like I was a passenger on the Little Blue Engine that Could.

Before I go on to the next topic I must add that while I was making myself a bowl of cereal with warm milk, an ant crawled into the bowl and I’m not completely sure I got it out. Oh well. As my Dad says, they’re good sources of protein! Even though ants are continually omnipresent in my shack, I’ve been hard pressed to get rid of them. I’ve sprayed tons of DOOM, the SA version of RAID, on every crevasse I can find (though every space where the tin roof meets the concrete walls is big enough for bugs to come through). And even when there is no food for the ants to scavenge, they come after the wax of my candles. At least they’re not the huge ants I see on my running trails through the bush.

The most fulfilling thing for me today was while I was still on the job. Today is my day off from classes and I was the “guest speaker” at a girls' club workshop, with my self-selected lecture topic, “Self-Esteem and Warding Off All Those Nasty Drunk Men And Boys Who Bother Girls All The Time.” I did a lot of research on activities to boost self-esteem because I saw this as a rare opportunity for them to see a guy (albeit white) telling them that they are important and special and unique and don’t need to put up with all the crap that guys put them through. I started out with a section on uniqueness and had each girl put her fingerprint on a piece of paper using the multicolored ink pads my mom so graciously donated to the cause before I left. I gave them one minute to run around the room looking for another fingerprint that was exactly the same. Many of them raised their hands when I asked if any of them had been successful. (Not all lesson plans go exactly as planned). But with some detailed explanation they soon realized that no two fingerprints were exactly alike. I also talked about self-esteem and good vs. bad attention. I wasn’t sure how they received it all, but I was extremely happy to find out that the next day they all recited the vital elements of my lesson perfectly and with apparent satisfaction. That was a good day.

These girls will grow up to be great women. And from what I have seen I can only hope that they will find worthy and equal men to be their counterparts. While it may sound overly pessimistic and dramatic, as I have been studying and reading more and more about all the terrible things that happen in this world, from genocide to human trafficking to rape to general oppression, (almost all of which happen everywhere on earth) I have become sadly convinced that that there will be very few men in heaven. Why is it almost always men who are the murderers, the rapists, the leaders of genocides and human trafficking rings? How many women have you met who think of war as a game, and guns as toys or objects of fascination and esteem; who can think of people, especially those who are poor or disadvantaged, as lesser, ciphers, or collateral damage? The fires of hell are surely fed with blood and testosterone.

In Israel, for example, a modern nation founded on pretexts and premises of a pious faith, the men who rule have allowed prostitution to remain legal, which opened the floodgates for the men who traffic women into sexual slavery. There have been reported brothels right across the street from police stations. Finally, under pressure from the US, Israel made Trafficking in Persons illegal, though they still don’t do much about it and they treat the victims as criminals, forcing them to testify against their captors and then deporting them to their home country, where they are often in danger of being trafficked again.

God bless the women of this world.

92 Years Too Late

The House of Representatives has finally turned up the light on the hill from off to dim. The House Committee on Foreign Affairs passed 27-21 a non-binding resolution calling the 1915 killing of 1.5 million Armenians a Genocide. Although it comes 92 years too late, I feel celebration is in order. Although President Bush and his cadre are fighting this tooth and nail, Rep. Adam Schiff, D-California said there are already 226 co-sponsors waiting for a full House vote. He also said this is the most support an Armenian Genocide resolution has ever had. Hooray for America! Or at least half of it! One arm of the sleeping giant has finally awoken to join the fray. If only Raphael Lemkin were here today. He wouldn't be cheering, though. He'd be at the door of every last Representative, before he even slept or ate, to urge them to keep fighting to "change the world."
The sad part of the story, or at least one of the many, is that the campaign of international secrecy and misinformation perpetuated by Turkey's architect of the Armenian Genocide in 1915 is still felt today. I read about this news on CNN.com, and was completely disheartened by the lack of balanced journalism. Here is what I wrote to them:
"I was shocked to find that your article provided almost no information about the subject of the resolution in question--the Armenian Genocide. The little information provided gave only the diluted version of the story: the version which Turkey has been promoting since it committed the crimes a century ago. The deaths caused by Turkey's systematic campaign were not only due to deportations and its aftereffects. Like Hitler's campaign, the killings were widespread and well planned. As Minister of the Interior, Mehmet Talaat, orchestrated the entire genocide, making sure to minimize international awareness. The US Ambassador to Turkey at the time eventually resigned in protest. This was the first genocide of the 20th Century, and we cannot assume that Turkish-Armenian relations will be destabilized by the world's greatest power finally admitting the truth. We should have passed this resolution when Armenia was truly being destabilized, 92 years ago. Perhaps it would have changed the world's pitiful reaction to the Holocaust, Bosnia, Rwanda, Cambodia, and Darfur."
When will "Never again!" finally be spoken in truth?
I know that many of us, including myself 3 years ago, had never heard of the Armenian Genocide. It makes me sick inside to think that over a million voices cried out for help only 92 years ago and we have already buried it in the history books to be glazed over by indifferent high school students. And even if some contend that its significance is less than that of other human tragedies, speaking in terms of numbers, I must disagree. Even if you only look at 1.5 million as a small statistic, you must also look at the other numbers of this travesty: 1915. This genocide, especially the way it was carried out with little direct interference from the international community, was a stepping stone for the ambitions of one Adolf Hitler. He was aware of the ease with which Talaat carried out the genocide and used it to his advantage. According to one source, Hitler said in a speech to his troops "I have placed my death-head formation in readiness ...with orders to them to send to death mercilessly and without compassion, men, women, and children of Polish derivation and language. Only thus shall we gain the living space which we need. Who, after all, speaks to-day of the annihilation of the Armenians?"